Saturday, August 30, 2008

Drunk Texting Craziness

I love how text messages on the iPhone are displayed much like an instant messaging program. Here are some drunk texts from last night...
JOE: Whr u at?
ME: Rock bar!
ME: What aboufht you,
JOE: Hip hop. Whats tqere?
ME: I let Gould tedlct drunk!
JOE: ?
ME: Whwtavoght DS Barragan?
JOE: Whr r u?
JOE: Whr r u?
JOE: Im outside of grahms. Help me
ME: Gfl, con ebtt
ME: No,, clue!
JOE: What?
JOE: ? Fukr
ME: Wherees agos?
JOE: ? Fukr. Gng home. Had f un. Laters

ME: Who is this?
GIRL: My name is ((blank))
ME: Sirryz. Nwew phone.
GIRL: Oh no problem
ME: Sorry. You're the hottest girl in the platoon. Ok no supposed to let you know that.
GIRL: That does not really say to much petersen ha
ME: I know.
GIRL: Ha so you are being mean then
ME: Nah, have fun tonight!
GIRL: Ha you too
ME: Stop tecmintingng me and have some fun!
GIRL: I'm having'! Fun. This is your night.
ME: More of yours!!!

ME: Buzzed
ME: Yeah buddy.
ROB: Lol
ROB: Unforgiven 3. Album premiers on 4 sept on xm 50
ME: I'm a Metalica fan! Keep Rawkin' hard!.
ROB: Word!
ME: Yeah buddy!
ME: He'll Yeah!
ROB: Goin to bed. Laterz bro
ME: Laterz., maama?
ME: Gpddannit, girl!
ME: Youvevgpt it off base!
ME: Whatreypy up to?
ME: Upte UPI hottttt to be dumpedd ?222333;3pefef!?????
ME: Drynki!

Yeah, I really couldn't have made that up on my own. I should stop drinking with Joe. I have a tendency to do stupid shit like this when I'm hanging out with him. I still feel a little drunk.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Rabid Strippers and Other Randomness...

Another post full of random things I felt like writing about. Just bear with me or not.

I missed Aaron and Britteny's wedding on the 9th, and I'm still feeling pretty bad about that. I'll probably make one down here, though, barring calamity/training events at the end of the month. I'll have to call my Mom to send me my suits.

Passed the test I washed back on, so I'm on track for San Antonio in a couple months. I don't like the idea of being stuck state-side, but there's some good people there that I wouldn't mind seeing again.

Beat Cooper with Mary Poppins in Soul Calibur IV. I don't know how he lives with the shame.

Found one of the DS's on MySpace while my suite-mate and I were screwing around with the search on that site. Her handle's something along the lines of "brown_eyed_goddess." I think it's befitting that she likens herself to a brown-eye, especially considering her personality.

This hot, Puerto Rican stripper decided to try and take a chunk out of my belly with her teeth. I'll have to go in to the doctor on Monday to test for STDS/Rabies.

Went out and bought most of Stevie Ray Vaughan's studio albums, and my rock playlist is up to almost 500 songs. I'm still trying to rebuild my music library, so suggestions would be great.

It's raining for the first time in months, and the sink's back-loggin' again. This time it flooded all the way to my carpet. I'm tempted to take pictures of my barracks room and send it out to the media and cause another Fort Bragg barracks stink.
Song of the Moment: "Texas Flood" by Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble